Mystery Shows Pillows

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

'There's nothing on.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I said slime."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Time Machine Collision

TV-Man

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

TV jester.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'