Myers-briggs Fan Gifts

"Their Myers-Briggs are ESPN and ISBN."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Tired of fetching?'

"Bip."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Warming hands over soup.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

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Dog catches UFO

I'll have a hamburger.

'Hamster Zombies'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"I traded the wheel for it."

Waiter on a horse.

"I think Maurice has gone feral."