Myrmecology Fan Gifts

"This place has the best happy hour."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Tallyho!"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Going Down?

Mother nature takes her course.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"He's So Your Type."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."