Myrmecology Fan Gifts

'I told you before, George, never mess with a kid who's got tweezers.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Tallyho!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Pet Cemetery.

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Mother nature takes her course.

Going Down?

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."