Myers-briggs Fan T-Shirts

"Their Myers-Briggs are ESPN and ISBN."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Tired of fetching?'

"Bip."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Warming hands over soup.

Dog catches UFO

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

'Hamster Zombies'

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"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

I'll have a hamburger.

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

Waiter on a horse.

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

"I traded the wheel for it."

Ping Pong Handshake.