Morris Dance Fan Gifts

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Swing dancers.

Hooray for Bollywood!

Interpretive napping

In, Out, Shake it all about

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Four ballerinas

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

Dirty Grazing.

"Now that they dig our singing, let's wow them with a little tap."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"I'm glad you checked with me, but yes, I think it's safe for you to do the 'Hokey-Pokey.'"

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Tutu ruff

Irish Jig Saws

'Bees use dance as a form of communication.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

Dancing

Goodbye Jackson

'The Maynards aren't practicing the rumba after all, Turns out there's a wasp's nest on their back porch,'

Your heartbeat makes me want to do the cha-cha. It's ironic that if a woman says that, it's a good thing, yet if a doctor says that, it's a bad thing.

Michael Jackson

'The Rain-Dance Marathon ended in a draw. All the constestants drowned.'

Department for exciting the EU.

"Funnily enough, I do actually have two left feet..."

End zone dance practice.

Still stompin' at the Savoy.

Tom gets run over by the party train,

A monkey dances and takes a selfie

Easter Island statues in chorus line.

Planes copying air marshals.