Morris Dancer At Heart Gifts

'You'd think someone of his seniority would have been more careful about his online presence. He'll never live it down!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Karataoke

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'Sheep striptease'.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Club insecurity.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'I thought I could dance...'

Dance Crossing

Magicians monkey.

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

Clown school

Madonna

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

Irish Jig Saws

'It's a routine operation.'

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

Stiltwalker's shoes.

Elvis Presley

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

I wish I was as pretty as her...I could pull someone better...my dancing looks stupid...

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Learn-to-dance pants.

'Who's Harry talking to? She looks a bit fast.'

"I think Maurice has gone feral."