Mycology Enthusiast Gifts

Mushrooms of New York

'You look like a fun guy!'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

Bacteria fame at last.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"I feel so seen right now."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.