Musical Productions Gifts

Soldiers in Tosca

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

Lennon and McCartney.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Pirate

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Trump! The Musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Modern Major General

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Mikado

Mikado

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Reginald Bunthorne

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Theatre Crowd

Falstaff

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Scarpia from Tosca

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Wotan with eye patch

New music conference

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Drummer

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'