Musical Productions Gifts

Soldiers in Tosca

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

Pirate

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Trump! The Musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Modern Major General

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Reginald Bunthorne

Mikado

Senta jumps into the sea

Falstaff

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Mikado

Theatre Crowd

Wotan with eye patch

New music conference

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Drummer

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'