Musical Dramatic Gifts

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Anna Calvi

Pirate

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Trump! The Musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Modern Major General

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Wotan with eye patch

Theatre Crowd

Mikado

Senta jumps into the sea

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Falstaff

Scarpia from Tosca

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Reginald Bunthorne

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Mikado

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Drummer

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Scarpia's Palace

Swing dancers.