Music Theatrical Gifts

Turandot

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Anna Calvi

Pirate

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Trump! The Musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Daughters on the beach

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Modern Major General

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Wotan with eye patch

Theatre Crowd

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Mikado

Senta jumps into the sea

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Falstaff

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

Mikado

Reginald Bunthorne

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Drummer

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Three Ladies