Musical Presenter Gifts

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Showbiz Awards

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Stephen Fry

Drummer

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Reporter #6: television.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Mark Knopfler.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Presentation skills.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Non Thought For The Day.

Presenter Auditions.