Musical Presenter Mugs

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Showbiz Awards

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Drummer

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Reporter #6: television.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Presentation skills.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Non Thought For The Day.

Presenter Auditions.

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'