Musical Maritime Gifts

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'We're drifting apart.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Titanic 100th anniversary

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Todd here syas our plank is to narrow and may lead to lawsuits.'

Marine Band

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."