Musical Maritime T-Shirts

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Suez Canal Curse

'We're drifting apart.'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Titanic 100th anniversary

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Blue Whale

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Todd here syas our plank is to narrow and may lead to lawsuits.'

Marine Band

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"