Musical Lawyer Tales Gifts

Two ragged men talking about law

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'

'Your Honour, I think I've got something that will satisfy you and the jury.'

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

The Jury Decides.

'I want the jury to completly disregard counsel's back flip.'

Where legal teams but their outfits.

Chemical Lawyers.

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

District court #27 attempts to spice up courtroom procedure.

"If she sings it's over."

'Your Honor, I have nothing to hide.'

Twelve Happy Men.

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

"My client asks that another 8,639 micro-aggressions be taken into consideration."

'You have a beautiful voice but would you mind not singing your answers?'

Three blind mice see personal injury lawyer: 'You've got a water-tight case here.'

Wow, that was some Perry Mason moment, your honor! Was it good for you, too?

"Gee I'm kind of flattered you think I still have a soul..."

'It was terrible -- four and twenty of us baked in a pie.'

'Dumpty vs. All the kings men...'

'But, what if we look back on this as the Golden Age of Litigation?'