Musical Lawyer Tales Gifts

Looking for a distinctive gift that resonates with a musical lawyer’s dual passions? Our collection blends legal wit with melodic charm, perfect for those who navigate courtroom battles and musical scales with equal flair. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, find a thoughtful gift that hits all the right notes, inspiring smiles and applause.

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Two ragged men talking about law

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"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing." mockup

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

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"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go." mockup

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

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Tell me a deposition, mommy.

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'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' ' mockup

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

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Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.' mockup

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

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'Overruled, you may continue.'

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'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan) mockup

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

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Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week. mockup

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

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'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.' mockup

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

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Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only. mockup

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

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'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'

'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them' mockup

'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'

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'Your Honour, I think I've got something that will satisfy you and the jury.'

'Your Honour, I think I've got something that will satisfy you and the jury.' mockup

'Your Honour, I think I've got something that will satisfy you and the jury.'

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Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied mockup

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

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'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!' mockup

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'

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'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?' mockup

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

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The Jury Decides.

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R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

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"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going." mockup

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

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Chemical Lawyers.

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Where legal teams but their outfits. mockup

Where legal teams but their outfits.

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'I want the jury to completly disregard counsel's back flip.'

'I want the jury to completly disregard counsel's back flip.' mockup

'I want the jury to completly disregard counsel's back flip.'

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"If she sings it's over."

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'Your Honor, I have nothing to hide.' mockup

'Your Honor, I have nothing to hide.'

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Twelve Happy Men.

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'You have a beautiful voice but would you mind not singing your answers?'

'You have a beautiful voice but would you mind not singing your answers?' mockup

'You have a beautiful voice but would you mind not singing your answers?'

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'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?' mockup

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

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"My client asks that another 8,639 micro-aggressions be taken into consideration."

"My client asks that another 8,639 micro-aggressions be taken into consideration." mockup

"My client asks that another 8,639 micro-aggressions be taken into consideration."

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Three blind mice see personal injury lawyer: 'You've got a water-tight case here.'

Three blind mice see personal injury lawyer: 'You've got a water-tight case here.' mockup

Three blind mice see personal injury lawyer: 'You've got a water-tight case here.'

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"Gee I'm kind of flattered you think I still have a soul..."

"Gee I'm kind of flattered you think I still have a soul..." mockup

"Gee I'm kind of flattered you think I still have a soul..."

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'Dumpty vs. All the kings men...' mockup

'Dumpty vs. All the kings men...'

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'It was terrible -- four and twenty of us baked in a pie.'

'It was terrible -- four and twenty of us baked in a pie.' mockup

'It was terrible -- four and twenty of us baked in a pie.'

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'But, what if we look back on this as the Golden Age of Litigation?'

'But, what if we look back on this as the Golden Age of Litigation?' mockup

'But, what if we look back on this as the Golden Age of Litigation?'

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"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."

"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out." mockup

"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."

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Musical Lawyer Tales Gifts Collection

Musical Lawyer Tales Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the musical lawyer’s dual passions—perfect for brightening their mornings with a touch of humor.

Musical Lawyer Tales Pillows

Discover pillows that add a personalized touch to spaces—featuring legal and musical motifs for the musical lawyer’s home or office.

Musical Lawyer Tales Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that highlight the joyful complexity of a musical lawyer’s life—perfect for framing and gifting.

Musical Lawyer Tales T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that showcase the musical lawyer’s unique blend of interests—ideal for casual days and legal rehearsals alike.