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"I'm sorry, sir, but you don't get the violin with pork chops and apple pie and custard"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Church Basement Foodie

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Complex Carbohydrates

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Rock n'roll.

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

Violinist plays stringy cheese

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

T is for Turkey

Bono - live at the United Nations

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Salad Bowl Drum

Thanks And Giving.

'Have you checked his books this month?'

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

Christmas food.

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

Mandolin Players At Dinner