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"I'm sorry, sir, but you don't get the violin with pork chops and apple pie and custard"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Church Basement Foodie

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Complex Carbohydrates

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

Rock n'roll.

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

You are what you eat

Violinist plays stringy cheese

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

Bono - live at the United Nations

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

T is for Turkey

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

Thanks And Giving.

Salad Bowl Drum

Christmas food.

Mandolin Players At Dinner

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'