Musical Bean Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Half baked beans' "Hi, I'm Carlos, Mexican bean variety, anyone for trumpet music then"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The Music Seed

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

Can I get you another coffee?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

Middle Distance Runners

Before the Salivating Dogs

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

'The End Justifies The Beans.

Rowan Atkinson.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."