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Jack's mom is angry that all he got for their cow was a sack of magic beans. Some "stock trades" take a little bit of time to show a profit.

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Can I get you another coffee?

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

Rowan Atkinson.

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

'The End Justifies The Beans.

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.