Magic Bean Enthusiast Gifts

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Rowan Atkinson.

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'