Magic Beans Enthusiast Gifts

"Beans! I got a bag of magic beans!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Can I get you another coffee?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Rowan Atkinson.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

Clown eating jelly beans.