Magic Beans Enthusiast Prints

"Beans! I got a bag of magic beans!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Can I get you another coffee?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

Rowan Atkinson.

'The End Justifies The Beans.

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'