Musical Alarm Seekers Gifts

Snake alarm clocks.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Wolf Karaoke

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Cycling with a harp case

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Little Piano

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Xylophone Icicles.

"The dollar is falling!"

Crunk

Cornucopia Horns.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Ventriloquism For Beginners

Trick or treat surprise.

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Pianist

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Guide to Musical Instrument Fish

'How about a game of cards?'

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."