Musical Alarm Seekers Prints

Snake alarm clocks.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Cycling with a harp case

Wolf Karaoke

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Little Piano

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Cornucopia Horns.

Trick or treat surprise.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Xylophone Icicles.

"The dollar is falling!"

Crunk

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

Pianist

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

Guide to Musical Instrument Fish

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

'It's a duet yourself project.'