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No Elgar!

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitar pickin'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Is this the blues section?'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

At the CD shop.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

music store

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."