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Music Shop - Be Right Bach

No Elgar!

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitar pickin'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

At the CD shop.

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

'Is this the blues section?'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

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Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Whacked music.

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

Tune Up Shop.