Museum Mischief Maker Gifts

Artistic Skateboard

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Knights

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

God creates humans.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Mozart swimming.

Timpani for the devil

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

A trap for Santa

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

The concert that never was. . .