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Artistic Skateboard

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Knights

Occupational Hazards.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

God creates humans.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

Mozart swimming.

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Timpani for the devil

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

A trap for Santa

Frankie the discount genie

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

The concert that never was. . .

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.