Museum Mischief Lover Gifts

Prehistoric history museum.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Playing pig

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Cat scratches dog's car.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Faust

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Halloween health & safety.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Pigeon Master

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

Naughty Child

'Leprechaun Anger Management Support Group.'

"Who made this mess?"

Cat eats the bird from a cuckoo clock.