Museum Mischief Lover Mugs

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

Faust

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Cat scratches dog's car.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Halloween health & safety.

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Pigeon Master

Naughty Child

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"Who made this mess?"

Cat eats the bird from a cuckoo clock.