Museum Marveler Gifts

The Masters' Early Works.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Swiss army knife

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

The TROU of the Baroque

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

The Star Gazer

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'