Museum Marveler Pillows

The Masters' Early Works.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Swiss army knife

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'I told you Nick's an absolute scream.'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The TROU of the Baroque

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"They ruin the landscape!"

Walking on Water

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

The Star Gazer