Museum Meanderer Gifts

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Carefree luggage.

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Diego Velasquez

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

German School

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Baby on board 2020

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."