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The Big Picture

"It's an exact replica of the kind of zoo they would usually live in."

Person Reading For Pleasure

Natural History Museum

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"You're on a what?!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!