Museum Exhibition T-Shirts

People watching the football in an art gallery.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

"You're on a what?!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Painting taking root...

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Candle Portraits.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I could do that.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

The Other Cooperstown

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Picasso: The Early Years

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Children's Art Show.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Cats at private view

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.