Museum Exhibition T-Shirts

People watching the football in an art gallery.

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

"You're on a what?!"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Painting taking root...

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'I could do that.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

The Other Cooperstown

Cats at private view

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Children's Art Show.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.