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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Zombie standup

"What's a patent?"

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Easter Island legs

Love at First Sight

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cat box"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

The Fourth Little Pig

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"That's not how I sat on you."