Muse Aficionado Prints

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Zombie standup

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Paul Klee

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Easter Island legs

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

The Fourth Little Pig

Cariactures

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"That's not how I sat on you."