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'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

Powerful Love.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Built and Built without a permit.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Dog Weightlifting

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Musical Fight

"His prose is so muscular."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

"Hercules hiscules"

A Washboard Stomach.

'He's on steroids!'

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"