Municipal Matters Fan Gifts

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"They're spelt differently!"

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

"No more stress!"

Everyone in Health Service working together.

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

Give Bots the Right to Vote

Water Department Flood

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

Those wanting a balanced budget...

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

'Surely you can earn more than this! Someone has to support Medicare and Social Security.'

'Oh dear. That's a bad sign.'

Madoff pyramid.

"Not a phone call in days, and just LOOK at the pledge board! If we don't start hearing from some of you, dinosaurs might very well become a thing of the past!"

'I know it's a challenge getting people interested in local elections...'

'I'm choosing economics Sir. If the government keeps getting fiscal policy wrong, obviously the examiners can't expect a correct answer at 'A' level from me!'

Uncle Sam - Hand Outs.

Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear

'You're listening to the NPR pledge drive?', 'Yes -- I'm hoping to pick up some pointers.'

'I'll take your money when you're ready.'

'You're listening to the NPR pledge drive?', 'Yes -- I'm hoping to pick up some pointers.'