Municipal Matters Fan Pillows

Life not only rained on my parade, it fined me for not having a parade permit.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

"They're spelt differently!"

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

"No more stress!"

Everyone in Health Service working together.

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

And the Winner Is...

Give Bots the Right to Vote

Water Department Flood

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

Those wanting a balanced budget...

Antiwar Resolutions

'Surely you can earn more than this! Someone has to support Medicare and Social Security.'

'Oh dear. That's a bad sign.'

'The only high-class networking I do is listening to NPR.'

Madoff pyramid.

"Not a phone call in days, and just LOOK at the pledge board! If we don't start hearing from some of you, dinosaurs might very well become a thing of the past!"

'I'm choosing economics Sir. If the government keeps getting fiscal policy wrong, obviously the examiners can't expect a correct answer at 'A' level from me!'

Uncle Sam - Hand Outs.

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'I know it's a challenge getting people interested in local elections...'

Closing the Gap

Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear

'You're listening to the NPR pledge drive?', 'Yes -- I'm hoping to pick up some pointers.'

'You're listening to the NPR pledge drive?', 'Yes -- I'm hoping to pick up some pointers.'