Multitasking Mavens Gifts

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"Call me Ishmael."

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Casual skydiving.

Man juggling apple core.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

The Nautical Step

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

One Man Band

"Well the good news is that 67 people want to attend the leadership course, the bad news is that 58 of them want to run it!"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel