Multitasking Mavens Gifts

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"Call me Ishmael."

'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Casual skydiving.

Man juggling apple core.

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

One Man Band

"Well the good news is that 67 people want to attend the leadership course, the bad news is that 58 of them want to run it!"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

A pack of icebergs out hunting

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."