Multiples Enthusiasts Gifts

Triplet

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Reign Man

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

57th Birthday balloons

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.

Surprise