Multiples Enthusiasts Gifts

Triplet

The Life of Pi

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

Reign Man

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

57th Birthday balloons

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.