Multiples Enthusiast Gifts

Fertility Clinic, "Fancy some casual sextuplets?"

The Life of Pi

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

But under a different accounting convention ...

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Warning: Math Ahead!

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

Reign Man

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

Mary Berry

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

57th Birthday balloons

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

Swiss Army garden tool

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

Swiss army justice.

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'