Multiples Enthusiast Mugs

Fertility Clinic, "Fancy some casual sextuplets?"

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

But under a different accounting convention ...

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Warning: Math Ahead!

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

Reign Man

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

57th Birthday balloons

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

Swiss Army garden tool

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.