Expecting Multiples Mugs

Surprise on Ultrasound

Surprise

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

'Congratulations Mrs Petrov. You are expecting quintuplets!'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"It had better be twins."

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"Check those babies out."

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'