Multipurpose Enthusiast Mugs

"Does it double as a home office?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Reach for the Star.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

X-RAY

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Boys Cooking

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Swiss Army Stove.

'I'll do half of it.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

The End of Summer.

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

Piano eight hands.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

Swiss Army garden tool

Multitasking.