Multipurpose Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Does it double as a home office?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Reach for the Star.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Boys Cooking

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

X-RAY

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Swiss Army Stove.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I'll do half of it.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

The End of Summer.

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

Piano eight hands.

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

Multitasking.

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

Swiss Army garden tool