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"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

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"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

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'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.

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