Mugshot Collectors Pillows

Officials finally get tough on former pro athletes gone bad.

Silence of the Chickens...

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"You're never home."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

'He's been shot!'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

Table Tennis ball-boys

You're only as old as you feel!

Billy strip: bed pan.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Have a nice downward spiral.

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."