Mugshot Collectors Mugs

Officials finally get tough on former pro athletes gone bad.

Silence of the Chickens...

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"You're never home."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

'He's been shot!'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

You're only as old as you feel!

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

Billy strip: bed pan.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Have a nice downward spiral.

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'