Muddy Paw Manager T-Shirts

'Wipe all your feet!'

Glastonbury. After.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

'How do I know your ours?'

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

Wipe Your Feet

Pete Bog

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Potter

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'It's an acquired taste.'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

'Nasty, right to the end!'

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

Microbe manager.